Fuck yeah! I have another unicorn to add to the very small collection currently taking up residence in the camper. I demand a unicorn from all of my siblings and aunts and uncles and everyone else who loves me! Also, I plan on spending all day behind the counter at the store building my castle. Mordred, darling dearest - you're going to help me. I don't pay you to stand around and look surly. Okay, I
do, but that's not the point.
It'll be a nice break from the fact that some of the people who come into my store are complete fucking morons.
Here's the scene: We just opened, I was hanging out in the middle of the store drinking my coffee and catching up on my email, when some idiot makes the comment "What the fuck is this playing?" Well, my dear hipster scum, it's
Johnny B. Goode. So we had to have a little pow-wow, this boy and I, so I could discuss with him exactly what Rock & Roll is. Educate him, as it were. Beat it into him with my
shoes. I don't think the little creep knew quite what a pretentious music elitist looked like until one started talking blues guitarists at him. By god, because of this, I'm playing vinyls all day and if one more little punk complains about it, I'm putting out a memo.
But it's ok, because I have a unicorn.